Sunday, March 16, 2008

everybody's got a blog but my butt

Today, I found out that God has a blog. Yes, that God. The Almighty. His userpic is awesome. Michaelangelo painted it, after all. He has awesome pictures. He apparently sees himself as CEO of some global or maybe universal corporation, He has memos. He has administrators. Sin is an acronym, as is love. I'm not telling you, you have to go see for yourself. Lo, it boggleth the mind.

http://thelordgodalmighty.wordpress.com/



And now, tonight, I find that even elder gods have blogs. Made a silly remark over at http://loltheist.com/, and I got a line about Cthulhu sneezed at me. Unable to instantly translate what ever the fuck his language is, seeking answers I found guess what?http://lolthulhu.com/
and discovered there that I'm safe for the moment, his notsnuggly greatevilness is still asleep.


It wasn't me that said everybody has a blog but my butt, I cheerfully stole the concept from my friend Spinningginny who claimed there was a website about everything but her butt. I think she could remedy that without too much trouble, actually. She's terribly creative, she made a giant vagina one time. claimed it was for a play or something.

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